GATORS vs. 'NOLES...According to BART

[Bart Starr]

The North Florida rivalry is alive and well in BARTS' world! Starting with the first call of this new program, the Front Desk Gators will battle against the Front Desk 'Noles for bragging rights and BARTS supremecy...Your starting lineups...



Sir Ryan (aka Bart Simpson) BULL GATOR
Dixie Gator (aka Bart's Sister)
Ops Man (aka Black Bart)
Backup player...The Admiral (aka Bart's Dad)



Coffeenole (aka Bart Starr) CHIEF OSCEOLA
Yellow Rose (aka Bart's Sis)
Todd Terrific (aka Bart the Bear)
Backup player...Ms. Butterscotch (aka Bart's Mom)
SCORING:

Each team will receive one point for every 10% gained, and will lose one point for every 10% lost (but never less than no score)...

10%= no points
20%= no points
30%= no points
40%= no points
50%= no points
60%= 2 points
70%= 4 points
80%= 6 points
90%= 8 points
100%= 10 points

If a call is selected as the Sunburst Hospitality "Call of the Month", your team will be awarded an additional 10 points.

Do all of the trash talking that you want...but BARTS has the last word. Help your teammates to excel and improve their skills!

[Bart Starr]

The Gators win the toss and choose to receive...

Dixie Gator takes the opening kickoff and returns it to the 40-yard line (40%) for no score

0   (1 call)
0   (no calls)

[Bart Starr]

The 'Noles receive the punt, and it's Coffeenole on the return...he's across midfield, to the 40, the 30, he's to the 20, 10, 5...TOUCHDOWN SEMINOLES!!! Coffeenole earns 10 points for the 'Noles and a $20.00 bonus!

0   (1 call)
10   (1 call)

[Bart Starr]

The 'Noles line up to kick...IT'S AN ONSIDE KICK...Coffeenole recovers and is on the run for the 'Noles...he-could-go-ALL-THE-WAY...TOUCHDOWN SEMINOLES!!! The 'Noles take a commanding lead, and Coffeenole earns a $30.00 bonus!

0   (1 call)
20   (2 calls)

[Bart Starr]

The 'Noles look like they're going for the jugular as they attempt another onside kick...it's recovered by Yellow Rose for the 'Noles, but she's stopped at midfield for no score (50%)

0   (1 call)
20   (3 calls)

[Bart Starr]

The 'Noles line up to punt...it's caught by the Bull Gator Sir Ryan...he's moving the ball for the Gators, he's across midfield, to the 'Noles 40, he's brought down at the 30 (70%). The Gators are on the board with 4 points!

4   (2 calls)
20   (3 calls)

[Bart Starr]

At the end of the first quarter (September), it's 'Noles 20, Gators 4. The 'Noles are averaging nearly 7 points per call with a BARTS score of 25 out of a possible 30. The Gators are averaging 2 points per call with a BARTS score of 11 out of a possible 20. On to 2nd quarter (October) action!

Gators with the ball...Dixie Gator takes the handoff, dashes across midfield and is brought down at the 'Noles 40 (60%) Two points for the Gators!

6 (3 calls)
20 (3 calls)

[Bart Starr]

STEVIE THE WONDER REF...




The previous play is under review...

[Bart Starr]

After further review, the ball is spotted on the 'Noles 30 (70%)... four big points for the Gators!

8 (3 calls)
20 (3 calls)

[Bart Starr]

The Gators recover the ball on the next play, and the Bull Gator Sir Ryan has the ball...it's a terrible handoff from the quarterback and Sir Ryan isn't quite sure how to handle the bad call...Sir Ryan gives it his best effort but stumbles at the 'Noles 40 for (60%) only 2 points.

The crowd is irate over the terrible call, and a chorus of boos ring out across JTB stadium...even Coffeenole is incensed over this poor play by the quarterback! (The call quality by the caller was poor at best; it was difficult to obtain a conversational flow with this caller, who also "led the exit" at the end of the call.)

Mr Two-Bits rushes on to the field to lead a cheer...

Two bits!

Four Bits!

Six Bits!

A BUCK!

The caller was crappy...

and the BARTS call sucked!!!

10 (4 calls)
20 (3 calls)

[Bart Starr]

The Gators line up to punt...there's the snap...BLOCKED PUNT! An incensed Coffeenole breaks through the line for the block...he recovers...he's to the 30, the 20, the 10, 5, TOUCHDOWN SEMINOLES! The 'Noles line up for a 2-point conversion...the 'Noles smash through for the conversion (the rate-inquiry was converted into a sale)! Coffeenole earns 10 points for the 'Noles, and a $40.00 bonus!

After the play, FSU All-American Ron Simmons joined Coffeenole for commentary on the call...

Click to see Ron Simmons' commentary on Coffeenole's call

10 (4 calls)
30 (4 calls)

[Bart Starr]

The Seminoles line up for the kick...ANOTHER ONSIDE KICK RECOVERED BY THE 'NOLES! Yellow Rose take the ball and crosses midfield, she's to the 40, the 30, she's to the 20, the 10, it looks like she's crossing the goal line...

STEVIE THE WONDER REF THROWS A FLAG ON THE PLAY!



Tripping, on the offense, 10 yard penalty from the spot of the foul...the ball will be spotted on the 10 yard line.

Why was there a trip??? Find out the nature of the trip, and score a touchdown. Nonetheless, it's 8 more big points for the 'Noles!

10 (4 calls)
38 (5 calls)

[Bart Starr]

It's the Gators with the ball, trying to climb out of a huge hole. The Bull Gator, Sir Ryan, with the ball...he's to the 50 the 40, he's to the 30 where he's brought down...4 points for the Gators!

14 (5 calls)
38 (5 calls)